疯狂ヅ君主 2008-8-13 18:11
hello~~~~~~
[size=5][font=Arial]"Hi, honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" [/font]
[font=Arial]"No, Daddy. She"s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." [/font]
[font=Arial]After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But, honey, you don"t have an Uncle Paul." [/font]
[font=Arial]"Oh, yes, I do and he"s upstairs in the room with Mommy right now." [/font]
[font=Arial]Brief Pause. [/font]
[font=Arial]"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs [/font]
[font=Arial]and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy"s car just pulled into the [/font]
[font=Arial]driveway." [/font]
[font=Arial]"Okay Daddy, just a minute." [/font]
[font=Arial]A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. [/font]
[font=Arial]"I did it Daddy." [/font]
[font=Arial]"And what happened, honey?" [/font]
[font=Arial]"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. [/font]
[font=Arial]Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the [/font]
[font=Arial]dresser and now she isn"t moving at all!" [/font]
[font=Arial]"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?" [/font]
[font=Arial]"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.He was all scared and he jumped out of the [/font]
[font=Arial]back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn"t knowthat you took out the water [/font]
[font=Arial]last week to clean it.He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he"s dead." [/font]
[font=Arial]***Long Pause*** [/font]
[font=Arial]***Longer Pause*** [/font]
[font=Arial]***Even Longer Pause** [/font]
[font=Arial]Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?" [/font][/size]
谁拔了我的腿毛 2008-8-13 18:40
........让孩子接电话很危险。。。
打错电话也危险。。。。
